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Hockey Night in Montréal
Firmly implanted, (twisted) tongue-in-cheek,
commentary on the Montreal Canadiens, the NHL & superficial views on life
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The kids are (not) alright
I'm not sure what was more painful to endure: watching the Canadiens collapse last night versus their arch-nemesis Boston Bruins, or falling into a large cactus (yes it happened to me). But one thing is for sure, there have been multiple warning signs for those watching the games clear-eyed (to those delusionists take off your rose-colored glasses if not squirt some Visine in your eyes). Winning games you were outplayed in with late game heroics, having several players with u
5 days ago


No more being the bridesmaid
Forever the bridesmaid, never the bride. Another silver medal. Constantly the appetizer, but never the sizzling steak. I could keep going if you'd like, plenty more where that came from (especially on this chilly, gloomy winter day!). I'm honestly, not trying to be a Debbie Downer, a Negative Nancy or a mood vacuum. It's been a better-than-expected season for the Habs (after decades of roller coasters, and mostly nauseating drops than thrilling highs). But when trades started
Jan 21


Dach, Dach... Goose?
# Kirby Dach: The Roller Coaster Ride of Expectations in Montreal ## A Premium Price for Potential Kirby Dach was acquired from the Chicago Blackhawks at a premium cost. We traded away young, promising defenseman Alexander Romanov. (Let’s cut out the different parts of this trade that also involved the Islanders; it really came down to a 1-for-1.) So, has Dach lived up to the expectations of a top-three draft pick thus far in his Habs tenure? Only a fool would say yes. The ha
Jan 4


The puzzle is still missing some (key) pieces
The Canadiens looked like a team playing their third game in four night this afternoon in St.Louis: slow, poor puck management, little in the way of physicality or intense forecheck. But unlike what we have seen on so many occasions this season, they failed to mount another epic comeback. And reality is likely to start biting them in the ass, with a very tough month of January ahead. Truth be told, this team has absolutely no depth. Yes, even with Guehle or Dach in the lineup
Jan 3
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